English Original
A man was quietly reading his Sunday morning paper when his wife suddenly knocked him senseless from behind with a frying pan.
Man: What was that for?
Wife: Why do you have a piece of paper in your pocket with "Daisy" written on it?
Man: Oh honey, don't you remember? Two weeks ago when I went to the horseraces, "Marylou" was the name of the horse I bet on.
The wife was satisfied and apologized for hitting him.
Three days later, he was again reading the paper when he was bonked on the head once more.
Man: What's that for this time?
Wife: Your horse called.
中文翻译
一个周日的早晨，一个男人正安静地读着晨报，他的妻子突然从后面用平底锅把他打得几乎不省人事。
男人： 这是为什么？
妻子： 为什么你口袋里有一张写着“黛西”的纸条？
男人： 哦，亲爱的，你不记得了吗？两周前我去看赛马时，“玛丽露”是我下注的那匹马的名字。
妻子很满意，并为打了他而道歉。
三天后，他再次在读报时，脑袋又被敲了一下。
男人： 这次又是为什么？
妻子： 你的马打电话来了。