Who Is to Blame? | 该怪谁

English Original

A woman was hit by a man at a junction. The man claimed she was to blame, but the woman protested that it was not her fault.

A witness then said, "You certainly were to blame." The woman replied disapprovingly, "It was this man who hit me. Why do you say that?"

The witness explained, "Because his father is the mayor, and I'm engaged to his sister."

"That's unfair!" the woman said angrily.


中文翻译

一名女子在交叉路口被一名男子撞了。男子声称责任在她,但女子反驳说这不是她的错。

这时,一位目击者说:“当然要怪你。”女子不满地回应道:“是这个人撞了我。你为什么这么说?”

目击者解释道:“因为他的父亲是市长,而我和他的妹妹订婚了。”

“这不公平!”女子气愤地说道。

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