Dormitory Rules | 宿舍规定

English Original

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students and outlined a key rule: "The female dormitory is off-limits to all male students, and the male dormitory is off-limits to female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first offense."

He continued, "A second offense will result in a $60 fine. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"


中文翻译

大学开学第一天,院长向学生们讲话,并阐明了一条关键规定:"女生宿舍对所有男生禁入,男生宿舍对所有女生禁入。首次违规被抓者将被罚款20美元。"

他继续说道:"第二次违规罚款60美元。第三次被抓将处以180美元罚款。有什么问题吗?"

这时,人群中一名男学生问道:"季票多少钱?"

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
Flunking Math | 数学没及格

A dean's list student calls home in his sophomore year to...

college-life dialogue
Fines | 罚款

A dean announces escalating fines for entering opposite-g...

anecdote college-life
How Much for a Season Pass? | 季票多少钱?

A dean announces escalating fines for students entering o...

anecdote college-life
Wrong-Way Driver | 逆向行驶

A worried wife warns her husband about a wrong-way driver...

anecdote dialogue
The Gambler's Loss | 赌徒的损失

A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by...

beginner dialogue
Three Doctors at Heaven's Gate | 三位医生在天堂门口

Three doctors present their credentials to St. Peter at h...

beginner dialogue
Wood Fire | 森林之火

A woman humorously compares husbands to wood fires that d...

dialogue humor
I Guess You're Right | 我想你是对的

A son asks his father for a dime. When the father suggest...

beginner dialogue
In a Year | 一年后

A palmist tells a customer they will die within a year ba...

dialogue humor
A Dear Memento | 珍贵的纪念品

A woman wears a locket containing her husband's hair, exp...

anecdote dialogue
Potential vs. Reality | 潜力与现实

A father uses a provocative thought experiment to teach h...

dialogue family
He Said What He Meant | 心口如一

A proud father arranges for George Bernard Shaw to hear h...

dialogue humor
Imitate Birds | 模仿鸟儿

A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as co...

anecdote beginner
Secret for a Long Life | 长寿秘诀

A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on his porch for his...

beginner dialogue
The Poor Husband | 可怜的丈夫

A man complains to his friend about his wife's frustratin...

beginner dialogue
A Dead Fly | 一只死苍蝇

A customer complains about a dead fly in his soup, and th...

beginner dialogue
The Extra Charge | 额外收费

A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...

anecdote beginner
A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning
Death in the Family | 家庭中的离世

A blonde woman mourns her mother's death, only to later e...

beginner dialogue
Rope or Ox? | 绳子还是公牛?

A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up what ...

beginner dialogue