Dormitory Rules | 宿舍规定

English Original

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students and outlined a key rule: "The female dormitory is off-limits to all male students, and the male dormitory is off-limits to female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first offense."

He continued, "A second offense will result in a $60 fine. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?"

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"


中文翻译

大学开学第一天,院长向学生们讲话,并阐明了一条关键规定:"女生宿舍对所有男生禁入,男生宿舍对所有女生禁入。首次违规被抓者将被罚款20美元。"

他继续说道:"第二次违规罚款60美元。第三次被抓将处以180美元罚款。有什么问题吗?"

这时,人群中一名男学生问道:"季票多少钱?"

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