"Honey," said the husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说，“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”
“什么？你疯了吗？房子乱糟糟的，我还没去购物，所有碗碟都是脏的，而且我一点也不想做一顿丰盛的晚餐！”
“这些我全都知道。”
“那你为什么还要邀请朋友来吃晚饭？”
“因为那个可怜的傻瓜正考虑要结婚呢。”
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