Death in the Family | 家庭中的离世

English Original

One day, a blonde's neighbor visits her and finds her crying. When asked what happened, the blonde says her mother has passed away. The neighbor makes her some coffee, comforts her briefly, and then leaves.

The next day, the neighbor returns and finds the blonde crying again. She asks why.

"I just got off the phone with my sister," the blonde replies. "Her mother died too!"


中文翻译

一天,一位金发女士的邻居去她家,发现她正在哭泣。当被问及发生了什么事时,金发女士说她的母亲去世了。邻居给她煮了些咖啡,安慰了她一会儿,然后离开了。

第二天,邻居再次来访,发现金发女士又在哭泣。她询问这次是为什么。

"我刚和我姐姐通完电话,"金发女士回答说。"她的母亲也去世了!"

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