First Time Ushers | 初次司事

English Original

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, "Don't pay for me, Daddy. I'm under five."


中文翻译

一个小男孩第一次去教堂,看着司事们传递奉献盘。当奉献盘靠近他的座位时,男孩大声说道:“不用替我付钱,爸爸。我不到五岁。”

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