English Original
Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."
中文翻译
客人："为什么你的狗坐在那里看着我吃东西？"
旅馆主人："我想不出原因，除非是因为你用的盘子是它平时吃饭用的那个。"
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