English Original
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
中文翻译
万圣节派对结束后，两个男人为了找乐子，决定抄近路穿过墓地回家。
就在墓地中央，他们被迷雾阴影中传来的“嗒、嗒、嗒”声吓了一跳。
两人吓得浑身发抖，发现一个老人正拿着锤子和凿子，在一块墓碑上凿着什么。
“天哪，先生，”其中一人喘过气来说道，“你把我们吓得半死——我们还以为你是鬼呢！这么晚了，你在这里做什么？”
“那群白痴！”老人抱怨道，“他们把我名字拼错了！”