He Is Really Somebody | 他真是个大人物

English Original

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.


中文翻译

-- 我叔叔手下管着1000个人。

-- 他真是个大人物。他是做什么的?

-- 墓地的守墓人。

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