English Original
A first-grade class was playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up a picture of a cat.
"What animal is this?" she asked.
"A cat!" said Eddie.
"Good job! Now, what is this animal?"
"A dog!" said Eddie.
"Good! Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher gave a hint: "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"A horny bastard," called out Eddie.
中文翻译
一年级的一个班级正在玩“猜动物”游戏。老师举起一张猫的图片。
“这是什么动物？”她问道。
“一只猫！”埃迪说。
“答得好！那么，这是什么动物？”
“一只狗！”埃迪说。
“很好！那这又是什么动物呢？”她举起一张鹿的图片问道。
全班陷入了沉默。几分钟后，老师提示道：“这是你妈妈对你爸爸的称呼。”
“一个饥渴的混蛋，”埃迪大声喊道。