The Appliance Store | 电器商店

English Original

A blonde woman walks into an appliance store and begins browsing. She points to an item and asks the clerk, "Can I have that television set over there?"

The clerk looks at her and says, "No."

Confused, she asks, "Why?"

"Because you're a blonde," the clerk replies.

The woman leaves but soon returns with an idea. She is now wearing a red wig. She asks the clerk again for the same television set.

He looks at her suspiciously and says, "No. I told you I don't sell them to blondes."

"But I'm not a blonde," she insists. "I'm a redhead."

The clerk then replies, "I know you're the same woman. That's not a television; it's a microwave."


中文翻译

一位金发女郎走进一家电器商店,开始四处看看。她指着一件商品问店员:“我能要那边那台电视机吗?”

店员看着她,说:“不行。”

她困惑地问:“为什么?”

“因为你是金发女郎,”店员回答。

女郎离开了,但很快想到了一个主意。她戴着一顶红色假发回来了。她再次向店员要那台电视机。

店员怀疑地看着她说:“不行。我告诉过你,我不卖给金发女郎。”

“但我不是金发女郎,”她坚持道,“我是红发。”

店员于是回答:“我知道你是同一个人。那不是电视机,那是微波炉。”

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