It Might Be the Light | 也许是光

English Original

Deep in the backwoods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called to assist. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the expectant father a lantern and said, "Here. Hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."

Soon, a baby boy was born. "Hold on," said the doctor, "Don't put that lantern down yet. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes he delivered a baby girl. "Keep that lantern up! Don't set it down—there's another one!" said the doctor.

Within a few more minutes, he delivered a third baby. "No, don't hurry to put down that lantern; it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor.

The bewildered father scratched his head and asked, "You reckon it might be the light that's attracting them?"


中文翻译

在田纳西州的丛林深处,一个乡下人的妻子在半夜临产,医生被请来帮忙接生。由于没有电,医生将一盏灯笼递给准爸爸,说:“给,把这个举高,我好看清我在做什么。”

很快,一个男婴出生了。“等等,”医生说,“先别把灯笼放下。我觉得还有一个要出来。”果然,几分钟内,他又接生了一个女婴。“把灯笼举高!别放下——还有一个!”医生说。

又过了几分钟,第三个婴儿降生了。“不,别急着放下灯笼;看来还有一个要出来!”医生喊道。

困惑的父亲挠了挠头,问道:“你觉得会不会是这光把它们吸引出来的?”

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