English Original
Two men were walking through the jungle. One carried a gun on his back, while the other carried a large rock.
The man with the rock asked, "Why do you carry a gun?"
The man with the gun replied, "To defend myself if a wild animal attacks. But why do you carry that rock?"
The man with the rock smiled proudly and said, "When a wild animal comes, I can throw the rock away and run much faster!"
中文翻译
两个男人正在丛林里行走。一个人背着一把枪，另一个人背着一块大石头。
背着石头的人问道：“你为什么背着枪？”
背着枪的人回答：“如果有野兽攻击，我可以自卫。但你为什么背着那块石头？”
背着石头的人自豪地笑着说：“当野兽来的时候，我可以把石头扔掉，这样就能跑得更快了！”