English Original
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with.
If it just sits in your room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your phone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it.
中文翻译
如果你爱一样东西，就给它自由。如果它回来了，那么它过去是，将来也永远是你的。如果它永不归来，那么它从一开始就不属于你。
如果它只是待在你的房间里，弄乱你的东西，吃你的食物，用你的手机，拿你的钱，而且表现得好像你从未给过它自由一样，那么，你要么是娶了它，要么是生了它。