Thirteen and Fourteen | 十三与十四

English Original

A man walking by an insane asylum hears the residents chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen!" Curious, he finds a hole in the fence and peers in. Suddenly, someone pokes him in the eye. Immediately, everyone inside starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen!"


中文翻译

一名男子路过疯人院,听见里面的病人们齐声高喊:“十三!十三!”。他感到十分好奇,便在栅栏上找到一个洞,凑近朝里窥视。突然,有人从里面伸出手指戳中了他的眼睛。紧接着,院内所有人开始齐声高喊:“十四!十四!”。

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