A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inside, she remarked, "Hmm... That's odd. When I lost my bag, there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, ma'am. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
一位女士丢失了她的手提包。一个诚实的小男孩捡到后还给了她。她看了看里面，说道：“嗯……真奇怪。我丢包的时候，里面是一张20美元的钞票。现在却变成了20张1美元的。”
男孩迅速回答道：“没错，夫人。上次我捡到一位女士的钱包时，她没有零钱给我当酬劳。”
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