The New Employee | 新员工

English Original

The New Employee

Several weeks after being hired, a young man was summoned to the personnel director's office.

"What is the meaning of this?" the director demanded. "When you applied, you claimed to have five years of experience. Now we find this is your first job."

"Well," the young man replied, "in your advertisement, you said you wanted someone with imagination."


中文翻译

新员工

被雇用几周后,一位年轻人被叫到了人事主管的办公室。

"这是怎么回事?"主管质问道,"你应聘时声称有五年工作经验。现在我们发现这是你的第一份工作。"

"这个嘛,"年轻人回答,"你们的广告上说,想要一个有想象力的人。"

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