English Original
A grade school teacher asked her students what their parents did for a living.
Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a doctor!"
Sarah stood up and said, "My father is a professor!"
Little Johnny stood up and said, "My dad is a piano player in a brothel!"
The teacher was shocked. That evening, she made sure to call Little Johnny's father.
When she told him what Johnny had said, he replied, "Actually, I'm an attorney. But how am I supposed to explain that to a seven-year-old?"
中文翻译
一位小学老师问她的学生们，他们的父母是做什么工作的。
蒂米站起来说：“我妈妈是医生！”
莎拉站起来说：“我爸爸是教授！”
小约翰尼站起来说：“我爸爸是青楼里的钢琴师！”
老师震惊了。那天晚上，她特意给小约翰尼的父亲打了电话。
当她告诉约翰尼父亲这件事时，他回答说：“实际上，我是一名律师。但我该怎么向一个七岁的孩子解释这个职业呢？”