Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!"
"Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has lightbulbs for dinner!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!'"
小弗雷迪对小约翰尼说：“我爸爸比你爸爸更厉害！”
“哦，是吗？”小约翰尼说，“我爸爸可厉害了，他把灯泡当晚餐吃！”
“真的吗？”
“真的，前几天晚上我听见他对我妈妈说：‘把灯关掉，我要把它吃了！’”
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