English Original
A man in a bar leans over to the person next to him and asks, "Wanna hear a 'redneck' joke?" The man beside him stiffens.
"Before you start, buddy, I think you oughta know something: I'm 6' 2" tall, weigh 200 pounds, and I was born and raised a redneck. This ol' boy sittin' next to me is 6' 4", 225 pounds, and a redneck through and through. And that redneck sittin' next to him is better'n 6' 6", 275 pounds. Now, sonny—do you still want to tell your little joke?"
To which the first man replies, "Nah. I'm glad you told me. I'd hate to have to explain it three times!"
中文翻译
酒吧里，一个男人侧身对旁边的人说：“想听个‘红脖子’笑话吗？”他旁边的男人身体一僵。
“在你开口之前，伙计，我想你该知道点情况：我身高6英尺2英寸（约1.88米），体重200磅（约91公斤），而且我生来就是、长到现在也是个红脖子。我旁边坐着的这位老兄，身高6英尺4英寸（约1.93米），体重225磅（约102公斤），是个彻头彻尾的红脖子。他旁边坐着的那个红脖子，身高超过6英尺6英寸（约1.98米），体重275磅（约125公斤）。现在，小子——你还想讲你的小笑话吗？”
对此，第一个男人回答道：“不了。很高兴你告诉我。我可不想把同一个笑话解释三遍！”