English Original
Morris complained to his friend Irving that intimacy with his wife was becoming routine and boring.
"Get creative, Morris. Break up the monotony. Why don't you try 'playing doctor' for an hour? That's what I do," said Irving.
"Sounds great," Morris replied, "but how do you make it last for an hour?"
"Just keep her in the waiting room for 45 minutes!"
中文翻译
莫里斯向他的朋友欧文抱怨，说他和妻子的亲密关系正变得例行公事且乏味。
"发挥点创意，莫里斯。打破单调。你为什么不试试'扮演医生'一个小时？我就是这么做的，"欧文说。
"听起来不错，"莫里斯回答，"但你怎么能让它持续一个小时呢？"
"让她在候诊室等45分钟就行了！"