The Man Who Choked | 因噎废食

English Original

In the past, there was a man with a large appetite who ate his food ravenously.

Once, he was not careful, and a fishbone got stuck in his throat. The food was blocked in his esophagus, and he could neither swallow nor vomit. He called a physician, but the physician could do nothing. The people around looked on in anxiety. Finally, unable to breathe, he died of choking.

Afterwards, someone went so far as to issue a ban: "Eating is forbidden from today onward, for if people give up eating, no one will ever be choked to death."


中文翻译

从前,有个人饭量很大,吃起饭来狼吞虎咽

一次,他不留神,一根鱼骨哽在了喉咙里。食物堵塞在食道中,他咽不下去,也不出来。他请来医生,但医生也无能为力。周围的人只能干着急。最后,他因无法呼吸而活活噎死了。

事后,有人居然颁布了一道禁令:“从今日起,禁止吃饭。理由是:只要人们放弃吃饭,就再也不会有人被噎死了。”

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