Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?
Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.
律师： 你说你离事故现场大约有35英尺远？那么你到底能看清多远的东西？
证人： 这么说吧，我早上醒来就能看见太阳，而别人告诉我太阳大约在9300万英里之外。
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