English Original
Aspire to inspire before you expire.
My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
The best computer is a man, and it's the only one that can be mass-produced by unskilled labor.
中文翻译
立志在生命终结前，点燃他人。（或：生时当立志，逝前留启迪。）
我和妻子发生了口角，但我根本没机会插上话。
沮丧就是没戴眼镜去找眼镜。
真正的福气在于：施恩不记于心，受惠永志不忘。
生活的讽刺在于：当你终于老到认得清路时，你却哪儿也去不了了。
上帝先造男人后造女人，是为了给他时间思考如何回答她的第一个问题。
我一直被教导要尊敬长者，但找到一位长者却越来越难了。
每个清晨都是一个新错误的开端。
最好的计算机是人，而且它是唯一可以由非熟练劳动力大规模生产的计算机。