English Original
A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?"
The mother replied, "Just tell her that God is your father!"
The next day at school, the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his head, the boy was stumped.
The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?"
The child confessed, "I used to think Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me I am the son of someone else, and I can't remember his name!"
中文翻译
一个学龄前儿童问他的母亲：“妈妈，明天老师会问我们，我爸爸是谁，那我应该怎么回答呢？”
母亲说：“那你就说，上帝就是你的爸爸啊！”
第二天在学校，老师问他：“你爸爸是谁？”小男孩挠着头，答不上来。
老师又问了一遍：“你爸爸到底是谁？”
孩子坦白道：“我本来认为我爸爸是史密斯先生。不过昨天我妈妈又说我是另外一个人的儿子，我一下子忘记他的名字了！”