Honest Lawyer | 诚实的律师

An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子

A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find la...

humor joke

What Type of Tracks? | 这是什么动物的足迹？

Two lawyers argue over identifying animal tracks while hu...

humor joke

Three Questions | 三个问题

A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...

dialogue humor

A Good Start | 良好的开端

A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a hum...

humor joke

A Lawyer and a Pig | 律师与猪

A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...

beginner humor

Two Questions | 两个问题

A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...

dialogue humor

Three Surgeons | 三位外科医生

Three surgeons boast about their miraculous surgeries, ea...

dialogue english-learning

All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋！

A joke about a bar patron who objects to a sweeping insul...

dialogue humor

The Incompetent Lawyer | 不称职的律师

A lawyer stops a mental competency exam after two questio...

beginner dialogue

The Best Stimulant | 最佳兴奋剂

A patient asks his doctor for a stimulant to feel excited...

dialogue everyday-life

A Brain Transplant | 大脑移植

A patient is quoted vastly different prices for a psychol...

brain-surgery dialogue

Wanna Hear a Blonde Joke? | 想听个关于金发女郎的笑话吗？

A blind man in a bar offers to tell a blonde joke, only t...

blonde-stereotype cultural-stereotype

A Lincoln-esque Love Life | 林肯式爱情生活

A man dressed as Abraham Lincoln explains his costume rep...

dialogue english-learning

Three in One Grave | 一墓三人

A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one ...

english-learning humor

When Will He Move? | 他何时会搬走？

A pregnant woman asks when her baby will move, and the do...

dialogue everyday-life

The Coin Toss Exam | 抛硬币考试

A student uses a coin toss to answer a true-or-false exam...

anecdote exam

Still a Virgin | 仍是处女

A woman confesses to a priest that despite three previous...

dialogue humor

A Lawyer and an Honest Man | 律师与诚实的人

A little girl misunderstands a tombstone inscription that...

dialogue humor

I Dream of Jeannie | 我梦见了珍妮

Two shipwreck survivors find a magic lamp, but the genie ...

english-learning fantasy

I Thought I Had Gone Deaf | 我还以为我聋了

A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car,...

beginner dialogue