A doctor, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear, goes about his duties. He enters a staff meeting to discuss the day's activities. A colleague notices the thermometer and asks why it's there. In a sudden motion, the doctor grabs it, looks at it, and exclaims, "Damn! Some asshole has my pen!"
一位医生将一支直肠体温计夹在耳后，照常工作。他走进员工会议，准备讨论当天的安排。一位同事注意到了他耳后的体温计，便询问原因。医生猛地抓下体温计，看了一眼，惊呼道：“该死！哪个混蛋拿走了我的笔！”
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