Blonde Skydiver | 金发跳伞者

English Original

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord. Still nothing.

Finally, the blonde jumps out and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"


中文翻译

一位金发女郎和一位棕发女郎正在跳伞。

棕发女郎跳出飞机,拉动了开伞索。毫无反应。

她又拉动了紧急开伞索。依然毫无反应。

最后,金发女郎跳了出来,喊道:“哦!所以你想比赛,是吧?”

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