A man walks into a police station and announces, "My wife's gone missing."
The police officer says, "OK sir, we'll help you. Since when has your wife been missing?"
The man replies, "Since about a month ago."
The police officer is shocked, "What? A month?! Why on Earth are you coming only now?!"
"Well… I've no clothes to put on anymore."
一位男子走进警察局，宣称：“我妻子失踪了。”
警官说：“好的，先生，我们会帮助您。您妻子是什么时候失踪的？”
男子回答：“大约一个月前。”
警官很震惊：“什么？一个月？！你到底为什么现在才来？！”
“嗯……因为我没有衣服穿了。”
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