Larry's Lamaze Lessons | 拉里的拉玛泽分娩课

English Original

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and informing the men how to offer support.

"Ladies, exercise is good for you," announced the teacher. "Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room fell very quiet. Finally, Larry, a man in the middle of the group, raised his hand.

"Yes?" asked the instructor.

"Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


中文翻译

房间里坐满了孕妇和她们的伴侣。拉玛泽分娩课正进行得如火如荼。指导老师正在教女士们如何正确呼吸,并告知男士们如何在此阶段提供必要的支持。

"女士们,锻炼对你们有好处,"老师宣布道。"散步尤其有益。先生们,花时间陪你们的伴侣散步对你们也没坏处!"

房间里顿时鸦雀无声。最后,坐在人群中的一位名叫拉里的男子举起了手。

"有什么问题?"指导老师问道。

"我们散步时,让她背着高尔夫球袋可以吗?"

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