English Original
A blonde woman enters a hair salon wearing a Walkman on her head.
"I need to take that Walkman off your head," says the stylist.
"You can't! I'll die!" retorts the blonde.
"I can't cut your hair with it on!" says the stylist, growing annoyed.
"I said you can't take it off, or I'll die!"
Outraged, the stylist grabs the Walkman and pulls it off the woman's head.
Within seconds, the blonde collapses and dies. Picking up the Walkman, the stylist hears a recording repeating: "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in..."
中文翻译
一位金发女郎走进一家美发沙龙，头上戴着一个随身听。
发型师说：“我得把你头上的随身听拿下来。”
“不行！我会死的！”金发女郎反驳道。
“你戴着它我没法给你剪头发！”发型师开始不耐烦了。
“我说了不能拿下来，否则我会死！”
发型师又气又恼，一把抓下女郎头上的随身听。
几秒钟内，金发女郎倒地身亡。发型师捡起随身听，听到里面正重复播放着：“吸气，呼气，吸气……”