English Original
An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat, and a phoney beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.
As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln," protested the barkeep.
"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
中文翻译
一位戴着高顶礼帽、穿着马甲、粘着假胡子的年长男子在酒吧坐下，点了一杯酒。
酒保放下酒时问道：“要去参加派对吗？”
“是啊，”男子回答，“我应该打扮成我爱情生活的样子来。”
“但你看起来像亚伯拉罕·林肯，”酒保反驳道。
“没错。我上一次的‘四次得分’是在七年前。”