English Original
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and claims that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left knee and screams in pain. Then she pushes her elbow and screams even more. She pushes her stomach and screams, and then she pushes her ankle and screams even louder. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
中文翻译
一位年轻貌美的红发女郎走进医生办公室，声称她身体的任何部位，只要一碰就疼。
“不可能！”医生说，“让我看看。”
红发女郎用手指按了一下自己的左膝盖，疼得尖叫起来。接着她按了按手肘，叫得更大声了。她又按了按肚子，再次尖叫，然后按了按脚踝，叫得最响。她碰到的每一个地方都让她尖叫。
医生说：“你其实不是红头发，对吧？”
“嗯，不是，”她说，“我其实是金发。”
“我就知道，”医生说，“你的手指骨折了。”