English Original
One day, a blonde woman, while driving, collided with a truck. The truck driver instructed her to pull over into a parking lot and exit her vehicle.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement, then told her to stand in the center and not leave it.
Angered, he went to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde began to laugh.
This infuriated the man further, so he smashed her windshield. The blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, he proceeded to break all her windows and key the car's paint. Now laughing hysterically, the blonde was asked by the driver what was so funny.
She giggled and replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
中文翻译
一天，一位金发女士开车时与一辆卡车相撞。卡车司机让她把车开到停车场并下车。
他拿出一支粉笔，在人行道上画了一个圈，然后让她站在圈内不要出来。
司机怒气冲冲地走到她的车旁，划破了轮胎。金发女士笑了起来。
这让他更加愤怒，于是他砸碎了她的挡风玻璃。金发女士笑得更厉害了。
盛怒之下，他打碎了所有车窗并划伤了车漆。看到金发女士此刻正歇斯底里地大笑，司机问她到底有什么好笑的。
她咯咯地笑着回答：“趁你没注意的时候，我从圈里走出来三次了！”