The Jealous Husband | 嫉妒的丈夫

English Original

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on his wife's movements, insisting on video evidence rather than just a written report.

A week later, the detective returned with a video. As they watched the less-than-professional footage, the husband saw his wife meeting another man. He watched them laugh in the park, enjoy an outdoor cafe, dance in a dimly lit nightclub, and participate in a dozen other activities with utter glee.

"I just can't believe this," the distraught husband said.

The detective replied, "What's not to believe? It's right up there on the screen!"

To which the husband answered, "I can't believe that my wife could be so much fun!"


中文翻译

一位嫉妒的丈夫雇佣了一名私家侦探来调查妻子的行踪,并要求提供视频证据,而非仅仅是书面报告。

一周后,侦探带着一段视频回来了。当他们观看这段不够专业的录像时,丈夫看到他的妻子正在与另一个男人会面。他看着他们在公园里欢笑,在露天咖啡馆享受时光,在灯光昏暗的夜总会跳舞,并且兴高采烈地参与了十几项其他活动。

“我简直不敢相信,”心烦意乱的丈夫说道。

侦探回答:“有什么不能相信的?这不就在屏幕上吗!”

丈夫答道:“我不敢相信我的妻子竟然可以这么有趣!”

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