Wife (to her husband, who is reading a newspaper): I wish I were a newspaper, so I could be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too. Then I could change you daily.
妻子（对正在看报纸的丈夫说）：我真希望自己是一份报纸，这样就能整天被你捧在手心里了。
丈夫：我也希望如此。那样我就能每天换一份了。
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