Two law partners leave their office for lunch.
Midway through the meal, the junior partner slaps his forehead.
"Damn," he says, "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left."
His partner replies, "What are you worried about? We're both here."
两位律师事务所的合伙人离开办公室去吃午餐。
用餐中途，那位初级合伙人拍了一下自己的额头。
"糟了，"他说，"我忘了在我们离开前锁上办公室的保险柜了。"
他的合伙人回答道："你担心什么？我们俩都在这儿呢。"
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