English Original
"Excuse me, but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours? Can you prove it?"
"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
中文翻译
“不好意思，你坐的座位是我的。”
“你的？你能证明吗？”
“能，我在上面放了一杯冰激凌。”
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