I'll See to the Rest | 其余的事由我负责

English Original

A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."


中文翻译

一位列车员正要发出信号让火车启动,这时他看到一位迷人的姑娘站在站台上,就在一扇打开的车门旁,正和车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘说话。

“快点,小姐!”他喊道。“请把门关上!”

“噢,我只是想和妹妹吻别一下,”她回应道。

“请先把门关上,”列车员喊道,“其余的事由我负责。”

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