English Original
A butcher, shooing a dog from his shop, spots $10 and a note in its mouth: "10 lamb chops, please." Intrigued, he takes the money, gives the dog a bag of chops, and closes shop to follow it.
The dog waits for the green light, looks both ways, and trots to a bus stop. It checks the timetable, sits on a bench, and boards the correct bus after checking its number. The astonished butcher follows.
As the bus heads to the suburbs, the dog enjoys the view. Eventually, it presses the stop button with its paw and gets off, with the butcher in tow.
The dog runs to a house, drops the bag on the stoop, then repeatedly takes a running start and slams itself against the door. Getting no answer, it jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, bumps its head against a window, and finally waits at the front door.
A large man opens the door and begins cursing and hitting the dog. The butcher rushes over, shouting, "What are you doing? This dog is a genius!"
The owner retorts, "Genius, my ass. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!"
中文翻译
一位肉店老板正在把一只狗赶出店铺，突然发现狗嘴里叼着10美元和一张纸条，上面写着：“请来10块羊排。”他十分好奇，便收下钱，给了狗一袋羊排，然后关上店门跟了上去。
这只狗耐心等待绿灯，左右张望后小跑着到了一个公交站。它查看了时刻表，在长椅上坐下，确认了公交车号码后上了车。目瞪口呆的肉店老板紧随其后。
公交车驶向郊区，狗欣赏着沿途风景。最后，它用爪子按了下车按钮后下了车，肉店老板也跟着下了车。
狗跑到一所房子前，把袋子放在门廊上，然后反复助跑并用身体撞门。见无人应答，它跳上围墙，在花园里转了一圈，用头撞了撞窗户，最后回到前门等待。
一个身材高大的男人开了门，开始对狗咒骂和殴打。肉店老板冲过去喊道：“你在干什么？这只狗是个天才！”
狗主人反驳道：“天才个屁！这已经是它这周第二次忘带钥匙了！”