One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition titled "If I Were a Manager."
All the students began writing except for one boy. The teacher approached him and asked why.
"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.
一天课上，老师布置学生写一篇题为《如果我是一个经理》的作文。
所有的学生都开始动笔了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他原因。
“我在等我的秘书。”男孩回答道。
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