I Can't Get Out | 我出不去

English Original

This was the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip. The Captain showed her the best places for the crew to eat, shop, and stay. The next morning, as he prepared the crew for the day's flight, he noticed she was missing. Knowing her hotel room, he called to check on her.

Crying, she answered, "Help, I can't get out of the room!"

"What do you mean?" the Captain asked.

"I can only find three doors," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and the other has a sign that says, 'Do Not Disturb'!"


中文翻译

这是那位新来的金发空乘的第一次过夜航班。机长向她介绍了机组人员吃饭、购物和住宿的最佳地点。第二天早上,当机长为当天的航班准备机组人员时,发现她不见了。知道她的酒店房间号后,机长打电话询问情况。

她哭着接起电话说:“救命,我出不去房间了!”

“你是什么意思?”机长问道。

“我只能找到三扇门,”她啜泣着说。“一扇是浴室,一扇是衣柜,另一扇门上挂着一个牌子,写着‘请勿打扰’!”

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