English Original
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened next door and erected a huge sign that read "BEST DEALS."
He was horrified when another competitor opened on his right, announcing its arrival with an even larger sign: "LOWEST PRICES."
The shopkeeper was panicked until he had an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read: "MAIN ENTRANCE."
中文翻译
当一家与自己店铺极为相似的全新商店在隔壁开业，并竖起一块写着“最佳优惠”的巨大招牌时，店主感到沮丧。
当另一家竞争对手在他右边开业，并用一块更大的招牌宣告其到来，上面写着“最低价格”时，他感到惊恐。
店主惊慌失措，直到他想到了一个主意。他在自己的店铺上方挂上了最大的一块招牌。上面写着：“主入口。”