A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doctor, you've got to do something about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator!"
"I wouldn't worry too much about it," the doctor replies. "Lots of people have harmless delusions. It will pass."
"But you don't understand," the woman insists.
"He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake."
一位女士去看精神科医生，说道：“医生，您一定得帮帮我丈夫。他以为自己是一台冰箱！”
“不必过于担心，”医生回答。“很多人都有这种无害的妄想。会过去的。”
“但您不明白，”女士坚持道。
“他睡觉时张着嘴，那盏小灯让我睡不着。”
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