"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'escalator temporarily out of order' sign, just 'escalator temporarily stairs.'
"Sorry for the convenience."
"自动扶梯永远不会坏掉；它只会变成楼梯。你永远不会看到'自动扶梯暂时停用'的告示，只会看到'自动扶梯暂时是楼梯'。
"抱歉给您带来了便利。"
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