English Original
Two couples were playing cards one evening. Jerry, one of the husbands, accidentally dropped some cards. When he bent down to retrieve them, he was shocked to see that Ray's wife, Shaniqua, had her legs spread wide and was not wearing any underwear. Startled, he hit his head on the table while sitting up, emerging red-faced.
Later, in the kitchen, Shaniqua approached Jerry and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under the table?" Surprised by her boldness, Jerry admitted he had. She then said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500." After a moment's consideration, Jerry agreed.
Shaniqua arranged for him to visit her home at 2:00 PM the following Friday, while her husband Ray was at work. Jerry arrived as planned, paid the $500, and they had sex. Afterwards, he quickly left.
Ray returned home at his usual time of 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jerry come by with my money?" Anxious, Shaniqua confirmed he had stopped by. Ray then asked, "And did he give you $500?" Fearing she was caught, she admitted he had. To her surprise, Ray looked satisfied and explained, "Good. Jerry borrowed $500 from me this morning and promised to pay me back this afternoon."
中文翻译
一天晚上，两对夫妇在打牌。其中一位丈夫杰里不小心把一些牌掉在了地上。当他弯腰去捡时，震惊地发现雷的妻子莎妮卡的腿张得很开，而且没穿内裤。他吓了一跳，坐起来时头撞到了桌子，满脸通红。
后来在厨房，莎妮卡走近杰里问道：“你在桌子底下看到你喜欢的东西了吗？”杰里对她的直白感到惊讶，承认他看到了。她接着说：“你可以得到它，但需要付500美元。”杰里考虑片刻后同意了。
莎妮卡安排他在接下来的周五下午两点，趁她丈夫雷上班时来她家。杰里如约而至，支付了500美元，随后两人发生了关系。事后，他迅速离开了。
雷在平时晚上六点回到家，问妻子：“杰里来还我钱了吗？”莎妮卡紧张地确认他来过。雷接着问：“他给了你500美元吗？”莎妮卡害怕事情败露，承认他给了。令她惊讶的是，雷露出满意的表情解释道：“很好。杰里今天早上向我借了500美元，并答应下午来还我。”