A worried patient walked into the doctor's office and said:
"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"
The doctor replied, "Oh, don't worry! Just remember not to smoke for the next few days."
一位忧心忡忡的病人走进医生的办公室，说道：
“医生，我该怎么办？我昨天不小心喝了一瓶汽油！”
医生回答说：“哦，别担心！你只要记住接下来几天别抽烟就行了。”
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