In court, a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."
The woman replied, "I'm twenty-one and some months."
The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"
So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."
法庭上，法官问证人：“你多大了？我的意思是，你的真实年龄是多少？记住，你已经宣誓过，所以要说实话。”
这位女士回答：“我二十一岁零几个月。”
法官说：“说具体点：几个月？”
于是她说：“一百一十八个月。”
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