English Original
My husband bought me a mood ring the other day. When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead.
中文翻译
前几天，我丈夫给我买了一枚情绪戒指。当我心情好时，它会变成绿色。当我心情糟糕时，它就会在他的额头上留下一个红色的印记。
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