One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition titled "If I Were a Manager."
All the students began writing except for one boy. The teacher went over to him and asked why.
"I am waiting for my secretary," was the boy's answer.
一天课上，老师布置学生写一篇题为《假如我是经理》的作文。
所有的学生都开始动笔了，只有一个男生例外。老师走过去问他为什么不写。
“我在等我的秘书。”男孩答道。
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